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  1. This is why you’re fat.

    Also mah wedding cake.

  2. His face bore an expression that mingled haughty disdain with a tender, ardent sympathy, as if he would love all things if only his nature could let him forget their defects.

    - The Amber Spyglass

  3. She doesn’t own a dress, hair is always a mess.

    Catch her stealing, she won’t confess.